Full of gold and jewels!*

I was telling Pinky how last night on the Apprentice they kept talking about making "the box". The toy box, the wood box, the box, the box, THE BOX! After awhile, it was sounding really dirty to me. Finally they started saying the trunk, although when I told Pinky I said "treasure chest" which is now TOTALLY my new name for the girl parts (which Alex and I have also been known to call "the stuff" as in "my stuff hurts" or "don't kick me in the stuff"). The Treasure Chest! I love it!

Feel free to use it at all your parties, and in your more intimate moments.

*jewels! Hee!