RIP, Sprouts.

Think I am in the throws of PMS because I hate everyone right now and NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. Why don't I have a job? All my clothes are ugly! No one in the world is in love with me! And, most tragically, I am OUT OF KALUAH!

I am also preparing myself to cry a lot later. You know why, right? NYPD Blue is ending! Oh, THE SADNESS. I have watched this cop show for over 10 years (not until after the David Caruso days because, as he might say, "Do I suck? Yes, I really do," in a whispery fucking voice, OF COURSE) and I have mad love for Dennis Franz. If I saw him on the street, I would HAVE TO hug him and there would really be nothing he could do about it, except MAYBE run away fast. I still have not gotten over when his son died. And then his wife. And then his partner! And then his OTHER PARTNER! He could not BUY a break.

I have cried at the last four shows (they keep doing that to me. They hate me too!) and I am sure I will be surrounded by tissues tonight. Damn you, Sipowitz (also know as Sprouts) - I CANNOT RESIST YOUR SURLY CHARMS!

If you hear sobbing later, do not be alarmed, it's just me.

Please feel free to send condolences in the form of cheese, cash, or cute shoes.

Comments

[bill]

dammit, I just spell-checked my last name. It didn't come even close to cool as sprouts!

[Kate Kunst]

Why don't you stop whining and take stock of the good in you. There is an old expression "piss or get off the pot".
Good idea in your case.

[Em]

Wow, you should really learn to form an opinion.

[Cheeky Prof]

OK, not really an NYPD Blue person but for what it's worth I, too, and PMSing and I'm all blubbery over stupid TV shit and other nonsense. I hate this shit. Just give me some chocolate and Pringles.

[Cat]

my sister is a manicurist (as if she needs to be, her hubby makes too much money, she just needs something to do i guess...) and she does Dennis Franz's sisters nails. and sometimes his wife comes in when they are in town. maybe he will be around more often now that the show is done. i will let you know, and you can come here and hug him.