Where have all the beautiful babies gone?

Vince Vaughn was on Ellen today. My cousin and I were just saying he was a tall drink of water, but, well, he was looking a bit, um, greasy and...bloaty. His shirt was unbuttoned about two buttons two far. He sounded very horse - he says he quit smoking but I think he might be lying. I think he might have been smoking right before he came on and right after he went off. Hell, he looks so puffy maybe he's EATING cigarrettes.

Things he might also be eating: motor oil; gold jewelery; beef jerky; sticks of butter; and possibly, during a full moon, sweet delicious children.

Homey is lookin R O U G H.

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[Amanda]

Aw, poor Vince. Do you watch the Apprentice? We call John from the Street Smarts team Fat Vince Vaughn--they could totally be brothers, and it makes me giggle everytime I think of Vince participating in something like the Apprentice.