Who's PMS-ing? Oh, right...ME.

This horoscope just made me burst into tears -

"The average river requires a million years to move a grain of sand one hundred miles," says science writer James Trefil. The work you've been doing on yourself these past two years, Cancerian, must sometimes have seemed as maddeningly gradual. The good news is that you are now in the last few months of this slow-motion, long-term project. If you can sustain your focus, you'll finish up around your birthday, having created such a strong inner sense of sanctuary that you will forever after be able to feel at home in the world no matter where you are."

I don't put a ton of stock in horoscopes, but how nice would that be? Um, very.

I think I will have a night of sitting around, watching Americas Next Top Model, and crying. Possibly not in that order.

Sometimes you just need to be a lump.