Cold hearted snake.

For some weird reason I ended up watching the Primetime Live with stupid Corey Clark talking about Paula Abdul as his own personal Henry Higgins, complete with making out in cars and doing it in her guest room (he explained this by saying this is the room her three dogs hang out in. I don't know what that has to do with anything but I can clearly be left with a big case of EW).

My favorite part (meaning the MOST RIDICULOUS part) was when the interviewer said something about how the moment on Idol where CC fucked up the lyrics and started singing to Paula, which she of course was completely THRILLED about being the attention whore she is, was a "famous moment in the history of American Idol". I'm sorry? The History of American Idol? DEAR LORD.

They also played a phone message which sure sounded like Paula (i.e. pinched and annoying) - but really, I don't even care. I don't even know why I watched it. Oh, although! The song he wrote about Paula was pretty funny, and features him singing "STRAIGHT UP!" in between lyrics. Hee.

My one question is of all the contestants that show has seen, WHY DID SHE PICK HIM? I mean, seriously? Of anyone to potentially fuck up your life over? Paula, straight up now tell me. He looks like a greasy rat who got stuck in a drain. So tiny and yucky, that. To each their own.

STRAIGHT UP!

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[briantologist]

god, that shit drives me up the fucking wall. Among other patently retarded details, um, aren't we AT WAR OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I thought I rememberd reading something about that somewhere.

Fucking Paula. Ever since MC Skat Kat went and lef' her ass, she's never been the same. Opposites = no longer attracting.

[Em]

I know. I'm fairly ashamed of myself for even watching it. It was SO EMPTY of any value. Screw you, Abdul and your Skanky Ho.