Seriously, the dog is smarter than she is.

I don't sleep or eat anymore.

I am not exactly sure how I am still alive, but I am! I'm indistructible! I'm RUNNING ON FUMES.

My neighbor is outside screaming for her tiny dog. I seriously hope the dog gets run over. Not because I hate the dog, I don't. But she just lets him ROAM FREE when we live on one of the busiest streets in the town. A street my cat was killed on four years ago. Not to mention the fact that you just NEVER KNOW what kind of other dogs are out there, also roaming free. Big dogs, with big teeth. She says "oh, he doesn't go far." I smiled and said "well, it only takes ONE TIME." God. She's so stupid, it makes me want to spit. The other day I stood on the patio clearly talking on my cell phone when she wandered over and began to engage me in conversation. About her hair. At first I nodded and kept TALKING AWAY ON THE PHONE. As she went on and on, I finally reached up making my hand into a gun and pointing at the phone, like "HELLO!?" Apparently this clicked something in her and she said "Oh. Sorry. I'll just talk to you tomorrow. You can help me with my hair." Oh? GOODIE.

Anyway. Today I came home and laid down and slept for an hour. Apparently I do sleep. But I only sleep in the daylight or something. Honestly, I am not sure why I am awake right now. Except my neightbor is still screaming for her dog.

Is it the weekend yet?