Jokes?

I am looking for jokes. I want things that are just one or two lines. If you have anything worth while please put it in the comments.

Thanks.

Comments

[jen]

My standby favorite:

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

Salad Shooter

[Holly]

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Bah-dum-bum

[Krista]

Q: What do you call a cow without any legs?
A: ground beef

[Sarah]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bathtub?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?

Phil.

these can go on forever. :) One last one:

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Call him whatever you want, he's still not coming.

[Joolie]

Aw, Holly beat me! That's one of my favorites!

Q: What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle's back?

A: Wheeee!

[Lori]

When geese fly south for the winter, one line of the V is longer than the other. Do you know why? Do ya? Do ya? It's cuz there are more geese on that side. Oh, someone stop me!

[Cat]

joolie always has the best ones... i am stealing one from her... cuz its my favorite. my wording might be off though... but it works...

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: because clowns taste funny!

[briantologist]

Dude! Maybe my favorite (other than "What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?"):

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.