Just two gals watching TV

Me: Hey! There's a new Oil of Olay lotion called CREAM RIBBONS?!?*
Al: Oh.
Me: Wow, cream ribbions. I don't particularly want to rub them on my body. Not right now, anyway.
Al: It's like that Morning Burst lotion.
Me: And Morning Glow!
Al: Apparently cum is the new hot thing in advertising.
Me: Well, OBVIOUSLY.

*UPDATED TO ADD: their tagline is WRAP YOURSELF IN MOISTURE. Um?

Comments

[styro]

what's next? PEARL NECKLACE LOTION?

[mere_ubu]

Oh dear God! There's even one called "body butter ribbons." Sick. Sick and wrong.