It takes a cocktail.

Yesterday sucked.

I had work drama and then I went home and found cat barf on the rug. On my cute cute throw rug. BASTARD. Why does he NEVER barf on the ugly ass beige wall to wall carpet which I do not care about? Why does he ALWAYS pick the rugs!?!? When he is in the bathroom he never pukes on the tile (which I could EASILY clean up) it is ALWAYS ON THE RUG! I hate him!

SO, anyway. I cried then. I am a baby. But the day? It was mental. In conclusion I had to invent a new drink! And it is delicious!

First you take lime aid, and you put it in a glass. Then you add tequila. And then you add some more tequila. Go ahead, add some more! And THEN you add a splash (or as much as you want) of orange juice. Plus ice! And a slice of lime! AND YUM! It is delicious. I will have two or three, thankyouverymuch.

I think I will call it the "Thursday Was A Long Day And Then My Cat Barfed On The Rug".

Voila!

Comments

[Sarah Brown]

I'll take mine to go.

[citywendy]

My fucking cats are always barfing on the rugs, too! even if there's like 10 feet of tile and 1 inch of rug, you damn well know they're barfing on the one inch rug, fucking bastards.