To sleep perchance to dream.

Wow. My body hurts. I don't know what my issue is, I think I might need a new mattress. Did I mention my mattress squeaks? A whole bunch? And it is DRIVING ME INSANE? Do you think that if I sprayed the whole box spring with WD-40 that it would stop squeaking? Would that work? Is it even worth trying? Ugh. I am so sleepy.

In, YAY OH HAPPY LIFE news, I made my birthday trip reservation. I am going here! With this person I like a lot! And we will swim in the ocean and walk around and maybe go in the pool and watch movies because the hotel has a movie theater! I cannot wait. I wish it was tomorrow. But I am also happy to have something to look forward to. My birthday (yes, did you know my birthday is coming up??) is on a Sunday so I took Friday and Monday off from work because I am smart and that is just how I roll. No one should EVER work nn their birthdays. It should be against the law!

I also bought myself a new beautiful bag and new percale polkadot sheets. Nothing is happier than new sheets! They are the best.

So I am will put them on my squeaky bed and then I will lie there. Very very still.

Comments

[Tara]

Weird, my birthday in on a Sunday in July (the 16th) and I'm also taking both Friday and Monday off. Since this is not a landmark year for me, (last year was 40 and I went to the Black Hills for a week - kick-ass)I'm not going anywhere cool like you are. All I have to say about getting older, is that it keeps getting better and better. I kind of flipped-out a little when I turned 30 because I thought I had to finally figure out how to be a grown up. What I eventually came to, was that I was a freak when I was younger and so I'll probably just stay a freak as I age but now I'm just more comfortable with it.

Have a great trip.

[Jeff]

Don't waste your time with the WD-40. You'd need to completely wet down every spring to be sure to get the right one(s). Doing so would probably turn your foundation into an oily cesspool and soak into your mattress.

In a word: Ick.

[Em]

I don't know how it would soak into my mattress because it is below the mattress (in the box spring), and if anything it would just drip onto the floor. I think I am going to at least give it a shot before I start again with a whole new set. We sprayed WD-40 on some seriously squeaky doors at work and they haven't made a peep since.