Is she weird, is she white, is she promised to the night? And her head has no room!

I think I should live by the ocean. It is only fair. I mean, I LOVE the ocean. And I think we should all just be able to live where we want when we want and WOULDN'T LIFE JUST BE PERFECT THEN?

If life was perfect though, would we appreciate it? Would we know?

I think I have heat stroke. It's been so hot this weekend and now I have a super headache that is resistant to Advil and booze. What the f, head? Yesterday we were supposed to go the beach (see above, re: WHERE I SHOULD LIVE) and then it was all cloudy and gray when we got up and so, nope, no beach. Of course, then the sun came out later and it was Africa Hot and I was sweaty in the wrong places and then I got... CRANKY.

In the midst of my crank we went to the pharmacy so I could pick up my prescription and they? Are morons. The guy asked why was I there early, was there a reason I took all my 28 days of pills in only 14 days? To which I was like, what? I don't know what you are talking about and then OH YEEEEAH I forgot that I sat around taking two birth control pills every day BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DELIGHTFUL. I mean, seriously? When he finally figured it out it was (shockingly) a computer error, he told me it might happen again next time I come in to get my pills. Well, I will look forward to that, Idiot Pharmacy People!

I am trying to think of what else has been going on that has been exciting and amusing and I am sort of drawing a blank. I've been busy... and? I am a little bummed because I haven't gone anywhere this summer and the planned trip to the beach for my birthday weekend didn't happen. It still could I guess but in the next 8 weeks there are two weddings to go to, one in Omaha and one in Michigan. That is a lot of Midwest, people.  One is for my cousin who is not a normal cousin in that I talk to her almost every day. She's more like my sister and her wedding party is on The Dude's birthday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY you get to celebrate with my entire family! Hurrah! But there will also be free food and booze and music... so it could be worse right? Right?!?

Lastly, I feel like I need some new music. Suggestions for me? if you think of things i must have, please comment. I am going to see The Smoking Popes this week and I am excited. It's been way too long since I've seen live music. That is my birthday resolution to myself, go out and hear more music. It's a good start, I think.

Buh-bye.

PS. This guy I know has a new music page on Myspace. Why don't you go and him to your friends!?

Comments

[Annie]

A similar thing happened to me once at the pharmacy. They for some reason had my prescription listed twice, and the pharmacist was all, "Why are you on TWO doses of birth control?"

After a brief period of explanation, in which I realized he was kind of a moron and wasn't going to believe I wasn't taking two birth control pills per day, I simply said, "I want to be be EXTRA not pregnant. Can I have my pills now, please?"

[rahree]

Just found your site and love it! And i swear my cat is your cat's mini-me.

[Joolie]

Dude, I am so wasted on progesterone right now I can barely type! The Man just doesn't want you to have any fun, which is totally what you would have if you realized just one pill a day is for sissies.

The New Pornographers have an album coming out soon. I bet it's good.